To tell you the truth...

I've been tagged by Daisy over at Compost Happens to do this meme:

"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don't tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks and hope they can lie."

Pride
What is your biggest contribution to the world?
The Diaper Genie, "designer" water, sport utility vehicles and the X-Box 360

Envy
What do your coworkers have that you wish were yours?
A love for Cardinal baseball

Gluttony
What did you eat last night?
A big plate of rare meat

Lust
What really lights your fire?
A born-again, racist, sexist Republican who doesn't believe in global warming or evolution.

Greed
Name something you hoard and keep from others.
Time to spend with my children


Sloth
What is the laziest thing you ever did?
Allowed my labor with Big M. to go on for 29 hours

Anger
What really, really bugs you?
Long-haired hippies


Tagged:
Maria
Jill

And that's it, because I'm a rebel...well, actually because they are the only two that I can pretty much count on to do this.

And speaking of Jill, Baker and I had a delightful girly night at her house last night. Delicious food was consumed, delicious wine was imbibed and salacious stories were told. In my absence, the M.'s enjoyed some quality guy time with Mr. EM. Their weekend menu was as follows:

Thursday night dinner: take-out pizza and Hawaiian Punch
Friday morning breakfast: leftover take-out pizza
Friday lunch: sandwich and Doritos...and when Little M. was still hungry after finishing, he got to have a second helping of Doritos and some PEANUT BUTTER CAPTAIN CRUNCH, for crying out loud.
Friday dinner: Pizza rolls
Saturday morning breakfast: donuts from a local bakery...and when Big M. finished his donuts he got to eat THE REST OF THE PIZZA ROLLS, at 10:00 in the morning for crying out loud.
Saturday lunch: Ramen noodles
Saturday dinner: I was back and prepared to take back my kitchen with leftovers of the delicious pasta dish that Jill had made with lots of healthy green veggies in it, and they took their vitamins.

Order has been restored to the Land of Earth Muffin, thank goodness.